Please listen to this semi-optional mood music. It took me a long, long time to find a clip like this that hasn't been confiscated back to a vault by the Purple One himself. Appreciate my effort. It was easier to find a video of the World's Largest Number Of People Doing The Chicken Dance In Record Time than it was to get a clip of this!
Prince - 1999 - Music Video via Noolmusic.comHere is a little Wisconsin statistic. They don't teach you this in the other forty-nine states but it is taught in Wisconsin:
** On your way out of the womb.
** With emphasis on every syllable.
** In bold.
** With italics.
** In a giant font.
** For real.
** And sometimes in blood red for more emphasis.
Wisconsin = Family Reunions
If you are one of the lucky Wisconsinites, you are a member of the forty-four forty-four family and you have wonderful things coming in your future. And that is fabulous for you.
I am not a forty-four forty-four so I live through them instead of with them. You have to come along on this field trip to see exactly what I am talking about. Behave and wish quietly that you could be one-of-them. Maybe take this Wisconsin Tradition back to your own state and Party Like It is 4444.
Yeah, they say two thousand zero zero party over,
Oops out of time
So tonight I'm gonna party Mrs. 4444
Yeah
See, I told you I was going somewhere with that song. I always do. And 44.44% of the time it is worth it.
Ready? Set? Grab your own family and get going! No pushing, no shoving, and keep your arms inside the link at all times.